Ah, the New Standard. It’s more than just a company name; it’s a way of life. Imagine a world where mediocrity is a distant memory, and excellence is the norm. That’s the realm we’re venturing into, folks, and let me tell you, the journey is nothing short of hilarious.
Chapter 1: Embrace the Absurdity
When you set out to redefine the standards, you can’t help but stumble upon the occasional absurdity. Like that time we decided that all meetings should be conducted while standing on one leg. Sure, it might have looked like a flock of flamingos trying to solve world hunger, but hey, at least we were raising the bar for core strength!
Chapter 2: Laugh at the Ludicrous
Remember when we decided that every email should start with a haiku? “Deadline approaches, / Keyboards clacking furiously, / Send help, not verse, please.” It was a valiant effort to inject some creativity into our workday, but let’s be honest, most of us are better suited to writing TPS reports than Shakespearean sonnets.
Chapter 3: Embrace the Eccentric
Of course, no journey towards a new standard would be complete without a few eccentric characters leading the charge. I’m talking about the kind of people who wear mismatched socks intentionally and have heated debates about the best way to organize their fridge. Quirky? Absolutely. But they’re the ones who keep things interesting and remind us not to take ourselves too seriously.
Chapter 4: Laugh Until Your Abs Ache
At the end of the day, when you’re constantly pushing the boundaries and raising the bar, you’re bound to encounter a few hiccups along the way. Like that time we tried to implement a “no chairs” policy to encourage more standing and movement. Let’s just say that the resulting dance party in the conference room was both epic and cringe-worthy.
So, there you have it, folks – a glimpse into the hilarious world of those who dare to redefine the standards. Sure, it might get a little weird at times, but that’s all part of the fun. Embrace the absurdity, laugh at the ludicrous, and never stop striving for greatness, even if it means doing the occasional flamingo impression.